Hockey Song

Words and Music by: Andrew Vanhorn and Olaf Alders
Performed by: Vile Richard

At 14 I had my first mullet
At 15 I had my first beard
At 16 I scored my first hat trick
And I shed a few manly tears

But with my toothless grin
I will always fit in
When I drop the gloves for the team
I lead with my left
I can trade with the best
And more often than not I get creamed

And I'll drink drink drink
And I'll fight fight fight
And I'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night
And I'll drink drink drink
And I'll fight fight fight
And I'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night

On Monday I play hockey
On Tuesday I play hockey
On Wednesday I play hockey
On Thursday I'm sore

I will never miss a game
My jersey always smells the same
Let's play hockey some more

And we'll drink drink drink
And we'll fight fight fight
And we'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night
And we'll drink drink drink
And we'll fight fight fight
And we'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night

Hockey hockey hockey
Hockey hockey hockey
Hockey hockey hockey Heidi Ho!
Hockey hockey hockey
Hockey hockey hockey
Hockey hockey hockey Heidi Ho Who Hey!

And we'll drink drink drink
And we'll fight fight fight
And we'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night
And we'll drink drink drink
And we'll fight fight fight
And we'll watch Donald Cherry on Saturday Night...


© Andrew Vanhorn, Olaf Alders

Olaf Alders:	Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
David Lynch:	Bass
Randy Solski:	Drums
Andrew Vanhorn:	Vocals, Acoustic Guitar